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The Bourne Identity

Posted on August 15, 2012 by

2002. 119 minutes. Rated PG-13.

Quote: “Great police work, really brilliant! Why don’t they just put up a sign that says “Don’t come back!”

For a long time I’ve been attacking Matt Damon and saying how much I think he sucks and has changed. I don’t often give any reasons, though, and friends get frustrated and disagree with me saying things like “that’s ridiculous, it’s Affleck who sucks” or “What about The Bourne series, you have to admit those movies are awesome!”

I have to admit… those movies suck. It’s time to talk about why.

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Rise of The Planet Of The Apes

Posted on September 2, 2011 by

Rise of The Planet Of The Apes

I have to say, if you are nibbling on the hater tots, then maybe just skip this post. Cause big shocker… I actually kinda dug this flick. It’s nobody’s best work, and James Franco has been rather irritating in real life lately, but if I can support crazy Tom Cruise in his career, then I spose I can continue to like James Franco on camera. Plus… you’ve gotta love apes, right?

Quote: Apes stupid…

To start…thank you Rupert Wyatt (the director)… for not being Tim Burton (who doesn’t deserve to be in bold).

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Adaptation

Posted on April 5, 2011 by

I will talk a lot about Adaptation the film, and the idea of film adaptations. I will try to capitalize the movie title every time to keep this stuff straight though.

Quote: Proboscis means “nose,” by the way

Adaptation wows me on so many different levels. This is one you need to watch every minute of, or you will just lose it. I’m going to try and do you all a solid and make it nice and simple. My mother (who is a fairly smart woman) handed me back this DVD last week after I let her borrow it and she said “I had to shut this off Peter, I couldn’t even keep it a little straight.” She is a large supporter of The Big Brown Chair so this post is inspired by her. (Keep it in mind, readers!!!)

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