Tag Archives: Chris Hemsworth
2012. 127 min. PG-13.
“Lips red as blood. Hair black as night. Bring me your heart my dear, dear Snow White.”
Mirror, mirror on the wall, show me the worst actress of them all. There’s a reason Kristen Stewart doesn’t have many lines in this movie. The thing about Kristen Stewart is she is an actress who plays Kristen Stewart. If you’re looking for something deeper, try someone else. She is successful in many roles, as long as they are just like Bella Swan from the teen book/movie hit, Twilight.
2012. 95 Minutes. Rated R
“Let’s get this party started!”
Another movie about a bunch of college students piling into a car and driving out to an isolated cabin in the woods, for a weekend of drinking, sex, and debauchery, only to be violently murdered one by one by an evil something-or-other? They couldn’t even come up with an original title! This genre is completely played out!