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Rants & Raves: The Rundown

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Fast Five

2011. 130 Minutes. Rated PG-13.

“When I win here, I’ll buy you a lifetime supply of antidepressants…”

It happened. I’ve been talking about it for ten years. Just when I thought they were both doomed to make family movies forever, they finally woke up and took a big whiff of what was right in front of them.

We don’t have Bruce Willis anymore, or Sylvester Stallone, Arnold, or Kurt Russell. I mean we do, but not in the way we used to. We have Vin Diesel and Dwayne Johnson and they finally made a movie where they punch each other’s faces off.

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