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2011. 117 Minutes. Rated PG-13.

“Jacob, keep your shirt on!”

To the gentlemen outside the bathroom at Hingham Shipyard cinema: what did your wife tell you about Breaking Dawn Part 1 that made you actually willingly go see it? Don’t get me wrong. I’ve read the scathing reviews about this movie, mostly because the reviewers aren’t 16-year-old girls, but come on, you had to see that coming! (His wife proceeded to convince him that if he had only sat through the other three movies, he would have appreciated it, as she wiped the tears from her eyes; I say she’s wrong and probably not allowed to pick the family Sunday movie for the next year.) My friend Beth said it right: dudes who see this movie are totally whipped.